DARKLING
by Katherine Tomlinson
The sun didn’t rise on Thursday. The
blogosphere, which never sleeps, outpaced the news channels in reporting
the situation, but CNN had posted a graphic (Black Thursday!) by 11
a.m. The parade of pundits began that afternoon, with self-styled
experts throwing out phrases like “Little Ice Age” and “global
hydrological cycle.”
Dr. Nicholas Solarz, whose theories on
nuclear winter had been published in the Journal of Geophysical
Research, seemed to be everywhere at once, basking in his moment of geek
glory. He talked a lot about the surface temperature of the earth being
300 Kelvin and predicted that without sunlight, the temperature would
drop by a factor of two in weeks.
When these statements were met by puzzled
looks from anchor-people who couldn’t do long division without a
calculator, he explained that 275 Kelvin is the freezing temperature of
water and that in a month; the planet’s surface temperature would be
down to 150 Kelvin. Then he had added, somewhat unhelpfully, “You do
the math.”
But to do the math, people needed to know
the difference between the Kelvin and the Celsius temperature scales
and have a passing grasp of the concept of “absolute zero” and most
everyone had enough problems just converting Celsius to Fahrenheit.
Also, a fair number of viewers thought Dr. Solarz was saying “Kevin”
and wondered who he was and what he had to do with anything.
Shows that couldn’t book Dr. Solarz
counter-programmed with G. Taylor Wells, a contrarian Canadian
climatologist whose business cards proclaimed him a “prophet of doom.”
Wells told everyone who would listen that the lack of sunlight would
precipitate climate change that was unprecedented in speed and amplitude
in all of human history. No one was quite sure what “amplitude” meant
but they were pretty sure it wasn’t anything good.
A TV weatherman in Los Angeles started
blogging about the apocalyptic weather caused by the extreme temperature
gradients along the coast. By Saturday night, his site was the hottest
URL on the Internet. Unfortunately, he drowned early Sunday when a
freak cyclone slurped him off the Santa Monica pier and dumped him
offshore.
The global electric grid, overtaxed by
24/7 demands for light and heat, began to falter, then failed completely
by Tuesday. After that, there was no one to chronicle the deaths that
followed or document the change as the living evolved into something
better suited for survival.
Monsters.
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