Late one night a few months ago I'd been toying with the idea of writing a title story for the collection and I came up with the story below. Well, not really a story so much as a splat of words that after a good night's sleep I realized should never, ever see print. But it kind of amused me to collect my anxieties in one big rant, so I'm posting it here. Complete with the groovy font-playing that seemed such a great idea at one in the morning.
Acid rain
A
Bees dying
Cancer clusters
C
Deforestation
E-coli
E
Famine
Genital mutilation
Hole in the ozone
Icebergs melting
I
John Galliano
Kabul
Love Canal
L
Mercury poisoning
Norwegian extremists
Oceans dying
O
Pandemics
Quadriplegia
Radioactive breast milk
R
Superbugs
Terrorism
T
Urban blight
Vanishing species
Whale stranding
Xenophobia
X
Yeast infections
Y
Zero-sum mentality
Autism on the rise
BP oil spill
Capital punishment
Ethnic cleansing
Fukishima meltdown
Greenhouse gases
Habitat destruction
Improvised Explosive Devices
I
Job losses
Kudzu vine
Lyme Disease
Malaria
Neutron bombs
Overpopulation
Piracy
Q Fever
Road rage
Sun damage
Traffic jams
T
Upside-down mortgages
Vehicular homicide
War
Xenodermia
Yellow fever
Zombie apocalypse
ACEIL ORTZYIT
TOXIC REALITY